tom cruise sucks

I've pretty much always thought that he sucks, but this whole business (and I'm pretty sure that's what it is) with Katie Holmes pretty much proves it. But even with all of the PR stunt crap, he's taken the douchebag-ery to a whole new level.

In the BBC news article linked to below, we discover just how much Mr. Cruise does indeed suck. I have also partially reproduced the article below with my thoughts (in italics) as I first read it this morning, if you care to read them:

Four members of a freelance camera crew were arrested at the War of the Worlds premiere in London after its star Tom Cruise was squirted with water. The 42-year-old actor's face and jacket were drenched with water squirted from what appeared to be a microphone. (Love it.) The crew was working for Channel 4, which said it hoped Cruise would see the funny side of the stunt which was for a new comedy show.

The four men were arrested on suspicion of assault and later released on bail. (
Are they serious?) The men will be interviewed by officers later on Monday. A Scotland Yard spokesman said: "We will see whether to pursue the charges, see whether the victim wants to pursue it." (The victim?!)

Cruise - who attended the premiere with his new fiancee Katie Holmes (gag) - was talking to journalists in Leicester Square when he was squirted with water. The star struggled to maintain his composure, repeatedly asking one of the Channel 4 team: "Why would you do that?" (Because you suck.) He said: "What's so funny about that? It's ridiculous. Do you like making less of people?" (Dude. It's a joke, lighten up.)

"I'm here giving you an interview, answering your questions and you do something nasty. You're a jerk." The actor held the interviewer back and repeatedly called him "a jerk". (Oh, I think we all know who the jerk is, Mr. Cruise.)

After the incident, Cruise continued his hour-long walkabout to greet fans who had waited hours for their idol in the sweltering heat. (Those poor deluded people.) After the incident, Cruise continued his hour-long walkabout to greet fans who had waited hours for their idol in the sweltering heat. (Gag, again.) Former Dawson's Creek star Holmes has followed in her fiance's footsteps, spending an hour signing autographs at the premiere of Batman Begins last week. (Of course she did, she is now his scientology zombie.)

Cruise and Holmes announced their engagement in Paris on Friday after a whirlwind (read: fake) romance.


Good grief, what an asshole.

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